Trending; #7liftresofbreastmilk# By Ivan in RantHQ Has Made Him Toast

How can some Nigerian ladies be this shameless on Christmas?
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I am shocked,aghast and incredulous all at once.
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Abeg....make una follow me reason this matter o.
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Some hours ago,I was on board Arik airlines enroute Murtala Mohammed airport,Lagos from PH when I fell asleep.
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Next thing I know when I wake up is a chunky tender piece of flesh in my mouth rapidly  flooding my gullet with hot milk.
    The busty female passenger next to me had shoved her swollen breast into my mouth when my head fell on her shoulders in my sleep,and had squeezed more than 7 litres of fresh breast milk into my mouth.
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I jumped up protesting and had to draw the attention of one of the stewardesses.
     This lady that had just breastfed me claimed that she was  in serious pains because she hadn't breastfed her baby in 3 hours and she didn't have a feeding bottle to express some milk and ease pressure.
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Her lame defence was that I allowed my head to drop on her shoulders when I dozed off.
     According to her,she wouldn't have breastfed me if I had kept my head safely away.
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Jehovah Kpeme nnyin!!! :o
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I have had to gag myself to puke out the contents of her breast almost thrice in the restroom.
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I am still on antibiotics.
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What kind of diabolism is this?
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This nursing mother is in her early twenties o.
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  Decent looking,learned,sophisticated and beautiful.
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I was already calling my lawyer,and some law enforcement operatives to properly interrogate her as we touched the tarmac in Ikeja,but other passengers begged me to take it easy.
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     I haven't experienced this kind of insanity before.
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Or has anyone else?
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Yes,I have a soft spot for mothers,but......
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...I mean,who goes around breastfeeding full grown adults and strangers in commercial aircrafts?
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I am traumatized.
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I can't rant enough.

Ivan Wyhte Eagle Lawson